Intern 1: *walks into the room, looking confused* Hey, did you hear what the President said in the meeting just now?
Intern 2: *sighs* Yeah, I think he was trying to say something about a “cornpop” and a “leg hair story.” But honestly, I have no idea what he was talking about.
Intern 1: *laughs* I know, right? It’s like he’s speaking in riddles. I wonder if we should try to decode his messages or just nod and smile.
Intern 2: *shrugs* I mean, we could always try to find a “Biden-to-English” dictionary online.
Intern 1: *laughs* Good luck with that. I think we’re just going to have to wing it and hope for the best.
Intern 2: *sighs* Yeah, I guess so. Maybe we should start a support group for White House interns trying to understand the President’s mumbling.
Intern 1: *laughs* Sign me up! In the meantime, let’s just try to piece together his stories and hope we don’t end up in a “Malarkey-gate” scandal.
Intern 2: *laughs* Deal. And remember, when in doubt, just nod and smile.
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